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Life Updates

Just in case anyone cares. I just like to write things down sometimes.

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I FINALLY HAVE WIFI YAAAAY. I haven’t been on anything but cell data for two weeks and we finally got internet in our new Arizona house. So now I can upload shit.

I was watching TV last night like this and felt super fat. But the best part was that I felt fucking amazing even though I felt super fat. I’m awesome.

(Not for your gross sexualizing blogs.)


shootingstarsforeyes:

the-wee-lil-sprout:

shootingstarsforeyes:

Session one done :3 my cute fat mermaid sitting on a macaroons cookie

is it just me or does this look exactly like the mermaid sticker put out by HWS minus the glasses??

That was one of the references my artist used. It’s hard to come by fat mermaids in pinup poses lol. There’s more hair, more chubby, different face (more chubby/cartoony) and her tail will be more detailed.

It’s really almost a clone of my HWS art. :/ It would’ve been cool if you could have found me first and talked to me about it. You make it sound as if there was more than one reference but that appears not to be the case. Did you contact HWS about this???

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Am I good at replies yet?

Am I good at replies yet?


Q
Hey there! I found you through Taylor's blog and I wanted to ask if there was any way you could draw me as a mermaid? I don't really have a blog or anything I'd use it for, I'd just like it to hang in my room since my name is Ariel and I have a bunch of mermaid stuff :) I'd even pay you a bit if you'd like!!! I'm not sure how commission works, I've never had anything done like this! Let me know!!!
A

You can email me at mzmegsart@gmail.com and we can talk more about it! 😊


Q
What an unhealthy attitude for an unhealthy body! XD
A

The fuck are you even talking about?


pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

*frustrated groans over the fact that I want a dress but it’s $70*

someone should buy it for me and i’ll send them a clip of me putting it on and taking it off

just sayin’

What is this dress? Because I wanna see that shit.

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CURSE YOU AND YOUR COUPONS AND SHIT, ESHAKTI. Making me spend money. I just ordered this dress and got it for $32.40. eShakti gave me a $20 discount code and a $25 gift card for buying on the same account twice. I couldn’t not!! I’m having it shipped to my new Arizona home. It’ll be like a welcome to your new life present from me. :D

CURSE YOU AND YOUR COUPONS AND SHIT, ESHAKTI. Making me spend money. I just ordered this dress and got it for $32.40. eShakti gave me a $20 discount code and a $25 gift card for buying on the same account twice. I couldn’t not!! I’m having it shipped to my new Arizona home. It’ll be like a welcome to your new life present from me. :D



I’m typing this on my new laptop.

I got a Lenovo Thinkpad x230t on eBay for a steal (like half of MRSP seriously) and it only came with half of its charger so I had to buy a new charger. It came today so I can finally use my computer, yaaaaay!

Everything looks so weird. Like Tumblr looks way less blue than on my HP laptop. And it’s going to take some time to get used to this 12.5” screen since my HP is like 15.6” or whatever.


BOOM.

Due to a sudden turn of events I’m now eligible for someone to make this cake for me.

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Fuck yeah.


Q
Hello! Im a random person messaging you about your drawings I came across. :3 I know your time is valuable so feel free to say no but I was curious if you could draw a little me for my new blog "Diary of a chubby wife" I literally cannot find anything online and its driving me insane! It doesn't have to be extravagant or anything. Just a chubby brunette with medium length hair and a sparkly diamond ring on the finger! If you cant then I totally understand because your time is precious :> ty!
A

If you’re asking about free stuff, I’ll think about it but I’d suggest Fat Babe Designs if you have money to spend. And if you do you could always pay me too. ;)

(However I did just lose my job yesterday and school’s almost over so if I’m feeling inspired I may do it for free.)


eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

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pardonmewhileipanic:

eatyourpaisley:

i refuse to believe that people get extra nuggets sometimes I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR AN EXTRA NUGGET AND IT HAS NEVER COME

i have received and extra nugget a few times

once i even got 2

At work (KFC) I often give people extra bites. Because they’re fucking expensive and usually are so small they’re a sad excuse for a nugget. The closer to the end of the night it is, the more likely you are to get free chicken from me, really.